�]1098duc_w_the_termi 175 points 5 hours agoI mean either that or you give it to one of your stamkass teammates.�]Knicks

<p><strong>[赛后[帖]🏀！勇士送爵士3连败​ 库里第三节20分​ 追梦遭驱逐​ 马卡空砍35+6</strong></p><p><strong>双方数据​</strong></p><p><strong>勇士（19-17）：库里31分2板5助、波斯特15分5板2助、巴特勒15分3板7助3断、梅尔顿13分7板2助2断、佩顿10分9板2助、戴维斯9分6板、格林8分3板2助、理查德8分2板、穆迪8分1板2助、波杰姆斯基6分6板8助、桑托斯1板2助​</strong></p><p><strong>爵士（12-22）：马尔卡宁35分6板1助、乔治22分1板9助、森萨博12分2板2助2断、米哈伊柳克10分3板2助、科利尔8分5板7助3断、克莱顿8分3板2助、菲利波夫斯基7分1板1助2帽、威廉姆斯6分3板、乐福5分11板5助、亨德里克斯1分2板3助</strong></p><p style="text-align: center;">​</p><p><strong>投射依旧独一档！库里刚过中线直接扔出超远三分球</strong>​ <strong>单节已经</strong>18<strong>分</strong></p><p>[–]Grizzliesedeyhookshots 2813 points 7 hours ago</p><p>I like how even he looks tired of this shit by now.</p><p><strong>灰熊球迷：我喜欢他现在看起来甚至都对自己这操作感到厌倦的样子。</strong>​</p><p>[–]DaddyDadB0d 752 points 6 hours ago</p><p>“Im just too good smh.” energy</p><p><strong>球迷：“哥强到让自己都无语摇头了”的气质。</strong>​</p><p>[–]WarriorsYungGainer 495 points 6 hours ago</p><p>More like "I gotta keep doing ts at 37 to get past the 12-22 Jazz 💔" energy</p><p><strong>勇士球迷：更像是“我都37了还得这么干，才能赢下12胜22负的爵士💔”的那种感觉。</strong>​</p><p>[–][BOS] Larry BirdCowboyLaw 204 points 6 hours ago</p><p>The thing we’ll have a hard time explaining to future generations is that we EXPECTED him to hit those shots. When most players chuck it from near the half-court, opposing fans go “hell yeah!” When Curry does it, opposing fans go “ah fuck.”</p><p><strong>凯尔特人球迷：我们以后很难向下一代解释的是，我们“期待”他投进那些球。当大多数球员在接近中场附近瞎扔时，对手球迷会喊“好耶！”。但当库里这么干时，对手球迷只会骂“我靠”。</strong>​</p><p>[–]Cavaliersftp67 127 points 6 hours ago</p><p>That’s how I felt with MyPlayer in 2k11. Oh good another step back three after a crossover anddddd fifth Blazers championship in the bag.</p><p><strong>骑士球迷：这就是我在2K11里用自创球员的感觉。哦，好，又一个变向接后撤步三分，然后……开拓者第五个冠军到手了。</strong></p><p style="text-align: center;">​</p><p>[–]coldtrashpanda 89 points 6 hours ago</p><p>U know it’s a fictional video game plotline because the blazers won something.</p><p><strong>球迷：你知道这是虚构的游戏剧情，因为开拓者居然赢了。</strong>​</p><p>[–]Kings_FrankTaylor 1191 points 7 hours ago</p><p>I’ll just make it from wherever fuck it and fuck you</p><p><strong>国王球迷：老子在哪儿都能进，去他M的，也去你的。</strong>​</p><p>[–]1098duc_w_the_termi 175 points 5 hours ago</p><p>I mean either that or you give it to one of your stamkass teammates. I’d take the same bet, Steph from the logo > anybody else from anywhere lmao</p><p><strong>球迷：意思是，要么这么干，要么把球传给你那群臭烘烘的队友。我也会做同样的选择，相信斯蒂芬的logo shot > 其他任何人在任何地方的投篮，笑死。</strong>​</p><p>[–]South SudanSniffy4 515 points 7 hours ago</p><p>that’s the kind of shot that gets a player immediately benched for missing 20 years ago, but we’ve all got used to it now.</p><p><strong>南苏丹球迷：这种球要是放在20年前，投丢了立马就得被摁在板凳上，但现在我们都习惯了。</strong>​</p><p>[–]Knicksyrogerg123 303 points 6 hours ago</p><p>Curry is so good at hitting them that worse shooters no longer get benched for missing them.</p><p><strong>尼克斯球迷：库里投这种球太强了，以至于更差的射手们投丢这种球也不再会被换下了。</strong>​</p><p>[–]rocksaltandroll 142 points 6 hours ago</p><p>Curry is just so good that people are willing to give a little bit of a leash for the chance that somebody might even get close to what he is.</p><p><strong>球迷：库里就是强到让人们愿意给（超远投篮）一点容忍度，就为了期待有谁能稍微接近他的水准。</strong></p><p style="text-align: center;">​</p><p>[–]76ersxychosis 295 points 7 hours ago</p><p>Steph crossed the half-court line and was in range lmfao, I can’t believe he’s in his late 30s, makes me sad.</p><p><strong>76人球迷：斯蒂芬一过中场线就在射程里了，笑死，真不敢相信他都快40了，让我有点难过。</strong>​</p><p>[–]ZelezopecnikovKoren 82 points 5 hours ago</p><p>saw the defender go under the screen, “nope”, BANG</p><p><strong>球迷：看见防守人绕过了掩护，“想得美”，BANG！（球进）</strong>​</p><p>[–]Envelope_Torture 816 points 7 hours ago</p><p>Keyonte George needs to watch some more rdcworld.</p><p><strong>球迷：基昂特·乔治真该多看看RDCWorld的视频了。</strong></p><p><strong>注：RDCWorld是一个喜剧团体，常制作关于篮球的幽默视频，此处可能暗指乔治需要从喜剧中学习如何应对库里</strong>​</p><p>[–][SAS] Tim DuncanEleventyFourteen 324 points 7 hours ago</p><p>Lmao the “got yo ass” is exactly what came to mind when I saw him pull up.</p><p><strong>马刺球迷：笑死，我看到他拔起时，脑子里出现的正是那句“轻松拿捏你”。</strong>​</p><p>[–]NotAnurag 255 points 6 hours ago</p><p>“Nothing I can do coach. I’ve been guarding him since he woke up”</p><p><strong>球迷：“教练，我啥也做不了啊。从他睡醒我就开始防他了。”</strong>​</p><p>[–]AmbivalentAlias 514 points 7 hours ago</p><p>And this was in the midst of a patented Curry Flurry™ 👏👏👏</p><p><strong>球迷：而且这还是在他标志性的“库里式三分暴雨™️”期间。👏👏👏</strong>​</p><p>[–]Warriorshellmath 124 points 6 hours ago</p><p>That swish sound is so satisfying.</p><p><strong>勇士球迷：那空心刷网的声音太悦耳了。</strong>​</p><p>[–]76ersthe-big-dingo 631 points 7 hours ago</p><p>When him, KD and LeBron retire it’s going to be so sad man.</p><p><strong>76人球迷：等他、KD和勒布朗都退役的时候，那得多让人伤心啊，伙计。</strong>​</p><p>[–]SunsSarcasticlySpeaking 110 points 7 hours ago</p><p>Curry’s only hit 6 3’s tonight, dude is so washed.</p><p><strong>太阳球迷：库里今晚才进了6个三分，这家伙真是老了。</strong></p><p style="text-align: center;">​</p><p>[–]ChexAndBalancez 366 points 7 hours ago</p><p>They are so much better when Draymond is in the locker room.</p><p><strong>球迷：当追梦在更衣室的时候，他们可强太多了。</strong>​</p><p>[–]Nunc_Coepi17 183 points 7 hours ago</p><p>It’s the same thing happened against the Suns, Draymond got ejected and the Warriors made a comeback to win the game lol.</p><p><strong>球迷：和对太阳时发生的一样，追梦被驱逐，然后勇士完成逆转赢了比赛，笑死。</strong>​</p><p>[–]WarriorsAkipella 99 points 7 hours ago</p><p>Average Steph made field goal be like.</p><p><strong>勇士球迷：斯蒂芬一次普通的运动战进球就是这样子的。</strong>​</p><p>[–]NetsKingTechnical48 105 points 7 hours ago</p><p>The entire team is healthy all of a sudden when they’re up against the Jazz?</p><p><strong>篮网球迷：怎么一打爵士，他们全队就突然都健康了？</strong>​</p><p>[–]gridironk 173 points 7 hours ago</p><p>Warriors +24 without Draymondo on the court.</p><p><strong>球迷：没有“追梦多”（隆多梗）在场上，勇士+24。</strong></p><p style="text-align: center;">​</p><p>[–][OKC] Nick Collisonsafetycommittee 54 points 6 hours ago*</p><p>He didn’t play last night so he’d be rested up for a first half ejection.</p><p><strong>雷霆球迷：他昨晚没打，就是为了养精蓄锐好在今天上半场被驱逐。</strong>​</p><p>[–][GSW] Stephen Currysergechewbacca 121 points 7 hours ago</p><p>Draymond better be gone 15th midnight lmao, we play so much better without him.</p><p><strong>勇士球迷：追梦最好在1月15号半夜就走人，哈哈，没他我们打得好多了。</strong>​</p><p>[–]WarriorsSon-Of-Serpentine 58 points 6 hours ago*</p><p>His overnight decline is pretty apparent. I would almost be willing to give him the benefit of the doubt if he didnt look so out of shape. Complete black hole on offense, and when Curry gets doubled they have 3 offensive players basically.</p><p><strong>勇士球迷：他（追梦）一夜之间的下滑太明显了。如果他看起来不是那么身材走样，我可能还愿意往好处想。现在进攻端完全是个黑洞，而且当库里被包夹时，他们（场上）基本上只有三个进攻球员。</strong>​</p><p>[–]San Francisco Warriorsnghiaaaaa 73 points 7 hours ago</p><p>Kuminga/Draymond for AD seems really tempting right about now.</p><p><strong>旧金山勇士球迷：用库明加、追梦去换浓眉，现在看起来真的很诱人啊。</strong>​</p><p>[–]SockVonPuppet 33 points 7 hours ago</p><p>Go all in and grab up Giannis if you are gonna take on that kind of salary.</p><p><strong>球迷：如果你要承担那种级别的薪水，那就梭哈去搞来字母哥。</strong>​</p><p>来源：Reddit</p><p>编译：Aaron</p><style> a.topic-link { margin: 10px auto; display: block; width: 600px; } .topic-box { width: 600px; height: 75px; background: url('//tu.duoduocdn.com/uploads/day_160627/201606271101388748.png') repeat-x; margin: 0 auto; position: relative; } .topic-thumb { position: absolute; left: 5px; top: 3px; height: 69px; width: 92px; background: url('http://tu.qiumibao.com/uploads/day_170919/zt_3111505780239.jpg') no-repeat; background-size: 100% 100%; } .topic-angular{ position: absolute; right:0; top:0; width:46px; height:42px; background:url('//tu.duoduocdn.com/uploads/day_160627/201606271101463680.png') no-repeat; } .topic-box b { position: absolute; left: 105px; right: 15px; color: white; line-height: 75px; overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap; } </style> <b>美帝键盘侠</b>